Jumping on the new vehicle bandwagon

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
08/14/2019 at 19:45 • Filed to: None

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I got a truck. Paid for by my new company. It’s much larger than my beetle but will be nice to fit more than two people. Luckily it’s an ‘18 so it’s pre ugly and doesn’t have the I4. First impressions are that it’s bigly, rides pretty nice, has kick ass a/c, and Apple car play is cool. My mileage is shit but I have a gas card. #perks. Hopefully I like the new gig, but so far, it seems like the change has been good. I haven’t had time to even think, but things should settle once I thru all my on boarding. All my routines are broken at the moment, but that is honestly what I needed. Happy hump day oppo.

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Bigly back seat

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Plus an oppo favorite. Column shifter and a bench(ish) seat

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DISCUSSION (41)


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 19:56

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Good choice. Great trucks. Been beating on GM products for years. Rear ends go and older stuff had lifter issues, but the proof is in the pudding, they take a licking. 


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 20:01

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There’s 4 of us now!


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 20:06

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Damn, nice. Everyone’s seeming to get car s around this time, including my IRL friends...maybe it’s about time I got off the bench ;)


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > M.T. Blake
08/14/2019 at 20:06

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Rear ends go

Can confirm, is true :\


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > M.T. Blake
08/14/2019 at 20:09

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That is good to hear. Although, don't give me too much credit. It was this or a Malibu and I have to get a new one at 60k miles per company policy. So I don't need to worry about it too much 


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/14/2019 at 20:10

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I would have rocked the bug a little longer but a vehicle is required for my new job. Plus, they are paying 


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
08/14/2019 at 20:11

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It is that time of year. I'm hurting the stats for oppo car of the year though haha


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 20:15

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I began automotive school with a legit garage and everything and my parents are actually seriously thinking about me being insured and getting a car, they said so today. I'm super excited, this year is turning out to be great.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 20:22

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I hope I buy a car next week


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 20:23

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Holy shit you fancy!


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/14/2019 at 20:25

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No more Forte? It's gotta be blue. That's seems to be the current trend haha


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 20:41

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No more cx3 thanks to a theif


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/14/2019 at 20:43

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Great to hear dude!


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > His Stigness
08/14/2019 at 20:45

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Haha not even the base of the base model. Moving on to with my Jr manager level trim haha


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 20:46

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Ah nice, an 0pening center console for the bench. Too bad they axed that.


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/14/2019 at 20:47

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Oh bummer man. I didn't see that! I haven't had much of a chance to check into here the past few days 


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/14/2019 at 20:48

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They did? That is a pickup staple.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 20:54

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Yup, on the ugly piece of fucking garbage 2019, the center console does not open.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 21:04

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Are we allowed to live our lives outside of Oppo?


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 21:08

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Exxon? No wonder you can afford a Ferrari! haha


Kinja'd!!! Gerry197 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/14/2019 at 21:47

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I sat in a 2019 Silverado with a center flip up bench/console. I don’t know of any truck that doesn’t have that as an option. Usually find them on based to middle models.

Here is a 2019 LT with a flip up bench seat... 

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Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/14/2019 at 21:52

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With the bs I4. What a failure on GM lol 


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/14/2019 at 21:55

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Wait, yall have lives outside of oppo? Is that included in the gold membership?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Gerry197
08/14/2019 at 22:02

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Not the bench, the console lid. The console doesn’t open, nor is there the *usable* tray that they used to have. Also, the door pockets are much smaller, as my keys and wallet barely fit, while I used to could put a 32oz water bottle, my keys, my wallet, and still have room for another drink in the cupholder. They stabbed work truck usability in the back for this gen. If you think it’s acceptable, please go sit in a Ram or Ford. It’s ridiculously bad.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 22:07

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Nah, the base gets the 4.3 and a 6-speed. I’d much rather have the 4-cylinder. The 4.3 is by far the worst sounding engine of all time, and then 2014 rolled around and they took the one redeeming sound part of it away, the relatively aggressive sounding idle.

The sound, plus the awful transmission tuning is infuriating. It’s so many levels worse than our last gen Ram 1500. It’s worse than both our 2008 and 2009 Silverados.


Kinja'd!!! Gerry197 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/14/2019 at 22:39

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Oh gotcha, never check the lid, I just assume. Oh trust me , I know about truck storage. My previous truck was a 2015 F150, my current one is a 2019 RAM Rebel.  The Silverado missed the boat on the interior with this gen.  

The RAM has some very innovative storage solutions in the center.


Kinja'd!!! MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/14/2019 at 23:10

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if something is automatic, it should have a column shifter. All trucks should have column shifters. Any truck large enough to fit 2.5 people abreast should have a bench seat. We know this, because it was written. 


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > E90M3
08/14/2019 at 23:29

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Sadly, I'm not end user. Exxon will pay a bill or two indirectly though haha


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/14/2019 at 23:32

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It sounds ok to me and the 6 speed just seems like an automatic. It’s way better than the transmission in my brother’s old 24v Cummins haha.

The I4 just seems wrong in a vehicle that big 


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
08/14/2019 at 23:33

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I would say it's allowed in a luxury truck, but something like this, column and bench or gtfac


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/15/2019 at 00:38

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Does the new job mean you can justify an annual pass at Disneyland? I need more people to go with. It only costs me a few bucks to drive down there. 


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/15/2019 at 01:02

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I was surprised to see your name on this post, but when you mentioned that work was paying for it, it made a lot more sense.


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Future Heap Owner
08/15/2019 at 01:05

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Yeah, it's not really the right time for me to buy something, and that wouldn't have been my first pick for a 100% personal car. But, I do actually like it and certainly cannot complain about the perk. Plus, it will make a few things easier having a bed haha 


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > His Stigness
08/15/2019 at 01:07

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It might for next year. I have all my additional income bookmarked for other not very fun  things the next few months 


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/15/2019 at 02:08

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Boo.

I guess you’ll have to get it in time for Rise of the Resistance opening. Hopefully you’re a S tar Wars fan?


Kinja'd!!! adamftw > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/15/2019 at 06:59

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5.3 ? My FIL’s will get mid 20s highway cruising without breaking a sweat. The MPG from these truck’s is pretty great if you ask me.


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > His Stigness
08/15/2019 at 08:37

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#adulting




Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > adamftw
08/15/2019 at 08:38

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That is great. Mine is the v6 and has only seen pure city driving so far. My average this week is about 13


Kinja'd!!! adamftw > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
08/15/2019 at 08:57

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Ah, yea around town mileage is lousy. Unloaded with that V6 around 70 you should see 25-26 on the highway. More if you really baby it.


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > adamftw
08/15/2019 at 19:22

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Might have to take a trip this weekend to test that theory haha 


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > adamftw
08/24/2019 at 19:22

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Update. Drove to the bay last weekend and saw about 24 on the computer. So probably 20mpg actually. Not bad chebby, not bad. Drove about 75-80 with the ac working overtime haha